Tits McGee is on Vacation This Week

My super-duper adorable bridesmaid dress arrived!  Hooray!  And no, I’m not being sarcastic when I rave about this dress.  The bride chose a gorgeous plum color and we got to pick our own style, which pretty much means if I hate my dress, it’s my own damn fault.  The shoes arrived this week, and I love them so much I’m pretty sure I’ll be wearing them to at least one of the other two weddings we have this Fall.

The dress straps are just a tiny bit too long, so I dragged my mom with me to have it taken up a little and get her opinion on having it hemmed.  (A quick word about this tailor: She fucking terrifies me.  I mean, she’s fine and, more importantly, does great work quickly , but she has this rather brusque manner to her and I always feel the need to tell her something idiotic like, “Whenever you feel like it!” when she asks when I need my items, and she seems even more exasperated than if I said “In the next 30 seconds” so then I throw out some random date out of sheer panic.)  So I threw on my dress, new bra, and shoes and she gushed over how nice I looked and what a beautiful dress and although I was super-hot and sweaty, I felt really pretty.

“You want me put bra cups in here.  To fill out  Like if you wear bra.” She didn’t so much ask as tell me.

“Oh.  Yeah.  Well, I’m wearing a bra.  Already.  I just got it.  This is just what I look like.”

“OK, we take in more.”

I think I have the title of my as-yet-to-be-written autobiography:  This Is Just What I Look Like.

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