No joke: last night while in line at the store with my mom, I asked this same question. A woman in front of us turned around and said she thought the same thing. I also started making fun of her kid’s name: Maddie Briann? It just screams “Southern unwed teen” as far as I’m concerned.
I took my celebrity mockery a step further by also wondering aloud if Nicole Kidman would ever marry a straight guy. He has highlights! What the hell?
But I’m 30, single, childless, and living with my parents so really, who am I to judge any of these people?