My morning run was made a bit more exciting due to a random neighborhood dog chasing me up the street. It wasn’t going crazy Cujo-style; it was more like she thought we were playing. I wasn’t up for such shenanigans at 6:30am. Her owner finally heard her barking and wrangled her.
My coffeehouse pal hooked me up with an extra piece of banana nut bread. I may propose if he keeps this up.
Saw Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 with a friend and her daughter. It made me want to wear flowy sundresses and wish I had long, thick, wavy hair I could swoop up in a scarf. While I enjoyed this immensely, I feel like I need to counter the extreme estrogen surge by shotgunning a beer or getting a lapdance.
In other news, I am now ordained by the Universal Life Church. Why? Why not?