Saturday Night’s Alright for Fightin’

You were told there would be no math involved? Tough. My weekend in a series of lists and tallies. Enjoy.

Boys kissed: I don’t know…maybe 5?

Oh, did you mean straight boys?: Unless we’re counting Dave and Matthew, that would be 0.

Boys stopping me in Safeway to tell me I look good: Just 1, but he was cute and his friend wasn’t exactly disagreeing.

Asses slapped: I lost count at 6. John, where’s my $10?

Times Dave’s version of Drunk Lecherous Dude at Party made me laugh: Haven’t stopped yet.

New black boots (!) complimented: Every time I turned around, bitches.

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2 thoughts on “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fightin’

  1. Even though I am still holding out for a picture of the infamous chicken dress, I also demand pics of the black boots. I am of the MTV generation and need constant visuals in order to keep my attention dammit!!

    Having said all that, glad you had fun!

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