Overheard in front of the Chico Library:
Girl #1: I don’t like skinny jeans.
Girl #2: Really? I do.
Girl #1: Well, I only like them on me. Like, not on a guy or something.
Girl #2: Totallyyyyyy.
Cell phone conversation between young man (maybe 18) and unknown party:
Young Man: Dude, I can’t. Me and Grandma, we’ve gotta go to our hair appointments. (Pause while Unknown Party responds, presumably.) Yeah, we gotta get our hair done and shit. I do it every two weeks on the dot, Man.
Observed on campus while Shaggy-from-Scooby-Doo doppelganger tries to woo a young lady:
Yo! Peace! Love! Recycling!