At lunch with Katie:
Katie: *Looks over at baby in a high chair* “I am soooo not ready for babies!”
Me: “Well, that’s good you recognize that. Make sure you don’t have any now.”
Katie: “Your clock is ticking.”
Me *Chokes on Coke, starts coughing* “ME?”
Katie: “Yeah, YOU!”
Me: *Flips her off* “Uh, thanks, Grandma!”
If that doesn’t turn you off of your enchilada, I don’t know what will.