Why I May Stop Hanging Out with Twentysomethings

At lunch with Katie:

Katie: *Looks over at baby in a high chair* “I am soooo not ready for babies!”
Me: “Well, that’s good you recognize that. Make sure you don’t have any now.”
Katie: “Your clock is ticking.”
Me *Chokes on Coke, starts coughing* “ME?”
Katie: “Yeah, YOU!”
Me: *Flips her off* “Uh, thanks, Grandma!”

If that doesn’t turn you off of your enchilada, I don’t know what will.

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One thought on “Why I May Stop Hanging Out with Twentysomethings

  1. i don’t know that I’m ready to have a second cousin yet. Good thing you were quick on the middle finger or we might have some bigger problems on our hands.

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