Actual conversation between my dad and me this morning:
Me: “I like your jeans.”
Dad: “Thanks. They’re new. I started buying 559’s. I got a few in different washes.”
Me: “Isn’t that the style you always get?”
Dad: “No, I used to get 569’s – “
Me: “BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU SAID ’69!'”
Dad *Hangs his head and sighs heavily*
For those of you playing the home game, I had only been at the house for 12 hours at this point. I was asleep for 8 of them.
We’re hoping Evan turns out normal.