Hey Interweb…what’s happening? (Say that like Bill in Office Space.) Apparently people actually read this thing because I have taken some crap for not updating the last couple of days. Um, sorry? Mama killed some brain cells this weekend and is planning to do an Afterschool Special/Very Special Episode-type of post COMPLETE WITH PHOTOS as soon as said pictures are procured. Hang in there – evidence of the full powers of my jackassery will be here soon.
In the meantime, here are some deep thoughts for you:
-I read this: http://www.whiskeymarie.com/2009/01/whats-wrong-with-me-part-7463.html and pretty much lost my shit because I play this same game ALL THE TIME. Meetings, the grocery store, coffee shop, random cocktail party: it’s a sickness. But apparently someone else suffers from it so at least I’m not alone in the crazy. So, you know…good for me? I think? Anyone else out there want to cop to this kind of insanity?
-When did CSU Hayward become CSU East Bay? That’s weird.
-It has come to my attention that after exhausting the armed forces I am now just collecting The Village People. The Indian Chief is going to be a challenge but I think I’m up for it.
-Don’t you love those days when you kind of threw together an outfit and didn’t really have time to do anything with your hair (which is an out of control mess anyway and probably beyond help) and yet people stop you in the hallway to say you look cute? Because I fucking love those days.