1.) Seeing that Boy Chris became a fan of “Your Mom” on Facebook and nearly spitting coffee all over my keyboard.
2.) Getting my hair did tonight – so long frumpy ponytail!
3.) A buffalo and emu scramble for breakfast.
4.) Valentine’s Day plans…
5.) Bright pink shirts from Target for $3.
6.) The phrase “Fat Kids Fried Drunk Camp for Lonely Fatties” because that is fucking hysterical.