Pop Quiz, Hot Shot

Guess which of these things I DID NOT do over the course of the last week:

-Told a bouncer “You’re fucking joking, right?” when asked for my ID at a 21 and over establishment.

-Honestly forgot it was Lent and ordered a Pepsi when going through the Taco Bell drive-thru.

-Got exceedingly, embarrassingly excited when some high school boy gave me the “Hey Now!” nod and up-and-down.

-Felt superior to those around me when I knew Freddy Washington’s nickname was “Boom Boom.”

-Wished my nickname was “Boom Boom.”

-Pointed and laughed at Katie when she stumbled in public.

-Drank too much sake.

-Acted my goddamn age.


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