March 14 was my dear friend Jen’s birthday and I hope she will forgive me for the tardiness of this post. Jen and I met at the Puge; she and Kim lived two doors down from me in Regester Hall (Virgin Vault – HOLLA!) and we quickly discovered a shared affinity for Goonies, Adam Sandler and speaking in movie quotes. We have a winner! Also, her product collection and morning routine rivals mine in the “Holy crap, how much stuff do you have?” department. My only complaint about Jen is that she lives so far away now. What’s it gonna take for you guys to move to California? I’ll do the truffle shuffle…
Jen is an adorable white girl from So Cal who also happens to have mad rap skillz. She and Kim do an excellent Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg for “Nothing but a G Thang” that will send you into fits of uncontrollable laughter and awe.
Jen’s nickname, The Boss, is a shortened version of her maiden name, but also an excellent way to sum up her dynamic, take-charge attitude. This woman chaired committees for, like, 90% of the activities of our campus and every single one was a raging success.
Jen is never embarrassed by my ridiculous shenanigans and just encourages me to be a jackass by laughing when I dance like Elaine. So, blame her.
Jen’s dance skillz would make Kevin Bacon proud. She can do any routine from Footloose, including the part where Ren dances around by himself and yanks off his sweatshirt. Just thinking about it is mkaing me crack up right now.
Jen is an awesome karaoke partner. Our version of “Sweet Caroline” brought down the house at orientation. Word.
Jen has a Rain Man-like memory for song lyrics and movie lines. Throw out some obscure line from Friends or pretty much any movie ever and the woman will respond in kind.
Jen, for all of her straightforward, “I’m-not-gonna-pump-sunshine-up-your-butt”-ness is always, always the first to offer love and support and encouragement in a time of need.
Jen is not afraid of confrontation or saying the Thing Maybe You Don’t Really Want to Say but Probably Should. Being terrified of every offending anyone ever when I met her, I learned from her example that it’s possible to stand up for yourself and the world will not fall apart. There are times even now that I channel that energy and it has served me well.
Oh Hen, I miss you and wish we lived in the same building again so we could get some fro-yo from Smell. If you ever slow down for two seconds I’ll come visit soon since I have yet to meet your baby Tessie. Plus, Jeff and I clearly need to discuss the subtle nuances of the genius that is Happy Gilmore. You are so money, and you don’t even know it!