I dedicate this post to the ladies of LLD and Boy Chris. Our crimes against the Betas have been avenged.
The Scene: a quiet suburban street in Chico, just a block away from an elementary school.
The Players: CKD and EJ on the way to a graduation party.
EJ: “Whoa, I think that was a purse in the street.”
CKD: “Pull over. Someone might have lost it. If there’s a phone or ID we can turn it into the cops.”
EJ: “Really? You can do that?” *Turns around to retrieve purse*
CKD: “Yep. It’s the right thing to do and it’s good karma.”
*CKD jumps out of truck, picks up purse as a guy driving by yells out jokingly, “Hey, I think you found my purse haha.” CKD gets back in truck, EJ continues toward party.
CKD: “OHMYGOD. This purse is full of shit.”
EJ: “What kind of junk?”
CKD: “NO! It’s SHIT. Like, DOG SHIT. Stop the car!” *Throws purse out the window into the bushes, retrieves Purell from her own non-shit filled purse, proceeds to cover self. Starts laughing maniacally.
“Well, so much for good karma.”
EJ: “You know someone’s in the bushes cracking up.”
CKD: “Oh yeah. Good one, universe.”