For someone who has no problems bossing other people around and declaring How Things Should Be, I am having some troubles pulling the trigger in my own life. None of the decisions that need to be made are life-changing…which is why this is a frustrating feeling. I have moved, changed jobs and ended relationships with more certainty and confidence but I cannot figure out what to get a friend for a wedding shower gift? That’s healthy, right?
Things That Need to Be Decided In the Nearish Future and Yet I Cannot Deal HALP!
- Aforementioned wedding shower gift. Despite the presence of gift registries at two nice stores (and lots of great options at various price points and such) I am having a hard time clicking “Purchase” and moving on with my day. Since when do I have trouble shopping? Now, apparently.
- What to wear for said shower. I know. I KNOW. The creative genius behind “What to Wear Wednesday” cannot tell herself what to wear. For the type of event that I have attended approximately eleventeenhundredjabillion times.
- Where should we stay in San Francisco when we see Wicked? (OMG! SO EXCITED to see this show with some of my favorite people. So. Excited.) I am obsessively searching various travel sites, hotel sites and polling the Interweb. Lots of great deals, but unable to pull the trigger because what if I miss out on another great deal at some place I didn’t even know about and my life ends because of it?
- Tell me if you’ve heard this one before: I can’t decide what to wear when see Wicked. Like it fucking matters since a.) we will be sitting in a dark theater and b.) I’m not in the goddamn show anyway. I mean, really.
So if someone would like to come over and be The Boss of Me or maybe just punch me in the face and yell at me to snap out of it and put my big girl panties on and GET SHIT DONE, YO that would be great.