Today at work I uttered the sentence, “I can pick up the sacks of nuts.”
And I did not crack up laughing, shriek “That’s what she said!” or behave in a manner unbecoming of an adult in a professional environment. We call this growth. We also call this becoming really fucking lame. Either way, I’m kind of amazed by myself.
I will accept my award in the form of cookie or whiskey. Your call.