You’re Just Going to Have to Trust Me That This Was Said in a Totally Normal Context

Today at work I uttered the sentence, “I can pick up the sacks of nuts.”

 

And I did not crack up laughing, shriek “That’s what she said!” or behave in a manner unbecoming of an adult in a professional environment.  We call this growth.  We also call this becoming really fucking lame.  Either way, I’m kind of amazed by myself.

 

I will accept my award in the form of cookie or whiskey.  Your call.

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