My buddy Dave called me out for not doing a birthday shout-out for him today. I kind of abandoned those after a few people were all, “DUDE, no one else knew about that and now I can’t run for office. THANKS BITCH.”
So instead today I’ll post what I was already going to – on Dave’s birthday – because this seems like the kind of thing that might amuse him. Why do I think so? Because Homes named his pub trivia group The Rumpleforeskins. I almost pissed myself and shot Stella out of my nose when I heard that. And that’s saying something for a composed, classy gal such as myself.
Band Names That Make Me Wish I Had Some Musical Talent Just So I Could Start a Band. Where I’d Be the Drummer, OBVIOUSLY.
- Steel Erection
- Certified Wood
- Descent of the Testes (credits to Caity for this one)
- Shivved in the Kitchen
- Fuck the Concussion
- Your Mom
Happy Birthday Dave! Maybe the Rumpleforeskins can open for Steel Erection?