Ed documented the Great Soup Cooking of 2009 because when my dad called while I was letting the soup simmer he did not believe I was actually cooking food. Making mac and cheese from the box? Sure! But using the stove? And, like, utensils and shit? Oh hells no!
So, suck it Martha Stewart! There’s a new bitch with mad skillz and I think my own show on Food Network or HGTV is imminent.