Guess who woke up with a sore throat today? Guess who is shitting herself because she didn’t get a flu shot? Guess who has a raging case of hypochondria mixed with general craziness?
I’m not kidding about the hypochondria. WebMD has only made it easier for me to self-diagnose and discover a whole new world of diseases. In the past I have dagnosed myself with the following:
- Unborn Tumor Twin
- Unborn Tumor Baby
- Avian Bone Syndrome
- West Nile
I’m hoping this doesn’t develop into anything serious since I have an insane week ahead of me. Plus, I’m pretty sure no one can handle me when I think I’m seriously ill but just have allergies.
Completely random aside: how screwed is Tiger Woods? I kind of love that his beautiful, elegant wife chased his ass down with a GOLF CLUB in the middle of the night. It’s exactly as US Magazine says: celebrities are just like us, crazy pissed off wives and all. Awesome.