So, my dad doesn’t read this thing (at least if he does he NEVER says a word about it) and the man has come through for me in terms of curing my blues without even knowing I had them in the first place. It’s like some sort of DeFazio-Jedi mindtrick shit!
He and Judy are coming up this weekend and bringing my favorite person ever: Bubba. It is impossible for me to be bummed around that kid. He’s that awesome.
OK, Universe, well-played.
My dad put himself on speakerphone so Evan could interject and he informed me of the following:
“I tried to kiss Sydney at school today.”
“BECAUSE I LOOOOVVVVE HEEEERRRRR!” (Imagine that being said in the most dramatic tone possible.)
He also informed me that he looooovvvveees Madeline and this really busty chick* who works at the bank so apparently we have quite The Playa on our hands.
And so it begins…
*Bubba didn’t describe her being busty – I’ve met her before and seen him swoon over her and couldn’t help but notice that she’s got quite the rack.