In the last ten hours I have managed to
- Call a kindergartener a “damn dirty cheater” in regards to a reading award.
- Respond to a pregnant friend’s belly pic with “Holy tits, Batman!”
- Laugh hysterically at last night’s True Blood and vow to add “fucktarded” to my lexicon because Pam is my spriti animal, fuck yeah!
So basically, I won’t be pursuing a career in PR or a teaching career at the elementary school level anytime soon. You’re welcome.