Socially Inappropriate Spice In The House

In the last ten hours I have managed to

  1. Call a kindergartener a “damn dirty cheater” in regards to a reading award.
  2. Respond to a pregnant friend’s belly pic with “Holy tits, Batman!”
  3. Laugh hysterically at last night’s True Blood and vow to add “fucktarded” to my lexicon because Pam is my spriti animal, fuck yeah!

So basically, I won’t be pursuing a career in PR or a teaching career at the elementary school level anytime soon.  You’re welcome.

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