Behold a young CKD circa 1992 on her way to her first high school Halloween dance dressed as Garth Algar:
I think we can all agree this costume is the absolute antithesis of the “slutty” Halloween costumes that inspire so much pearl-clutching today. Knowing that a girl is wearing her dead grandpa’s glasses is probably a boner killer for most adolescent boys I’d imagine. Also? I maybe weighed 100lbs at this point in my life but damn if you can tell from this ultra-flattering outfit. Body dysmorphia and being raised in a shame-based religion, holla!
Dorky as all get-out and oblivious to everyone’s mockery: yep, sounds like me. No joke, this is probably my favorite Halloween costume ever and I won “Funniest Costume” at the Halloween dance so yeah. Who’s the loser now?