Now Requiring a “No Honk Guarantee” for All Passengers

What does it say about me that almost immediately after I offered a young sickly child in the back seat of my car an empty cup to vomit into all I could think of was Garth saying, “If you’re gonna spew, spew into this.”  I mean, other than I need to watch movies made after 1992.

In related news, I never want to see red colored Powerade again in my life.  Especially now that I’ve seen it on the way back up.

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4 thoughts on “Now Requiring a “No Honk Guarantee” for All Passengers

  1. It was scary at the time (does the kid have the flu? do I take him to a hospital? I HAVE NO MOM SKILLS!) but once his dad told me that this is a regular occurrence (HOLY SHIT) in their home I felt less freaked out. I did see a little girl sneeze into her mother’s mouth at a basketball game Saturday so I do feel pretty lucky. *dry heaves*

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