At dinner with my Dad, Judy, Bubba, and Ed:
Dad, to Bubba: “What’s my name?”
Bubba: “Chris A. DeFazio. Christopher!”
Dad: “What does the ‘A’ stand for?”
Me: “Oh, I’ll tell you what the ‘A’ stands for.”
Dad: “Nice, Christen.”
Me: “Oh, he [Bubba] doesn’t get it!”
Bubba: *Snickers and nods at me*
Later…
Bubba, to Me: “So, I hear you lost a diamond from your wedding ring.”
Me: “I did! It was a bummer but it’s been fixed.”
Bubba: “How did that happen?”
Dad: “Probably from taking it off at her boyfriend’s house.”
Me: “Hey! Yeah, OK, I had that coming.”
And SCENE!
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