Right After a Hair Appointment: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! Why isn’t someone casting me in a shampoo commercial RIGHT THIS MINUTE? But… Maybe I should have tried something different? Nah. Stick with what works.
A Week After a Hair Appointment: Ah, OK, the layers are still settling. But it’s all going to be OK. This is why we have bobby pins, right?
Weeks Four Through Six After a Hair Appointment: Fuck this shit, man. I’m chopping it all off at the next appointment! And adding highlights! Off to Pinterest I go to find a whole new look.
The Three Days Leading Up to the Next Hair Appointment: Hot DAMN, I look positively glamorous! The curls are so soft. Why would I ever mess with this perfection? I’m just going to clean up the layers and refresh the color. Stick with what works.