So, I am officially Christen DeFazio-Ed’sLastName.
Sort of.
After forking over $14 for a copy of the marriage license, I went to the Social Security Administration for the first time ever to get my new card. Have you ever been to the SSA? It’s pretty much the bleakest place on Earth. Or at least the office in Chico is pretty awful. Everyone there had a hacking cough and now I’m pretty sure I have bird flu or anthrax or avain bone syndrome. Seems like licking a shopping cart handle would be more sanitary. And fun.
The good news is that because I am a big fat nerd who researches shit to death – and loves filling out forms – I had completed everything necessary to expedite the process. The woman behind the counter seemed relieved that I had taken the three minutes it took to fill out the name change form BEFORE she called my number, and before I knew it I was swearing under penalty of perjury (she went a little Jack McCoy on me) that I wasn’t making shit up. Aside from the long wait (pro tip: make an appointment if you ever have to step foot in there), it was pretty painless. My new card will be here in two weeks, and after that I can head to the DMV (the second bleakest place on Earth) and the bank.
And of course the entire time all I could think about was the Friends episode where Phoebe changes her name to Princess Consuela Bananahammock while stifling giggles.
Yeah, I’m an adult.